God is like General Electric
    He lights your path.
 
God is like Bayer Aspirin
    He works wonders.
 
God is like Hallmark Cards
    He cared enough to send the very best.
 
God is like Tide
    He gets out the stains that others leave behind.
 
God is like VO-5 Hair Spray
    He holds through all kinds of weather.
 
God is like Dial Soap
    Aren't you glad you know Him?
        Don't you wish everyone did?
 
God is like Sears
    He has everything.
 
God is like Alka Seltzer
    Oh, what a relief He is!
 
God is like Scotch Tape
    You can't see Him but you know He's there!
 
God is like The Copper Top Battery
    Nothing can outlast him.
 
God is like American Express
    Don't leave home without Him!